Dating Site

Dating websites span the globe, and with each country brings an entirely new set of experiences and rules. The question we have before us today, is how much different would it be dating in China, South Africa, Malaysia, Japan, or even Canada, as compared to our own stomping grounds? Could it be that much different? Using various surveys, studies, and reports from various popular websites, I’ve constructed a fun quiz to help introduce you to the (sometimes crazy) world of dating outside our own. Let’s see how the U.S. stacks up against the rest of the globe.

1. What percentage of men and women across the globe think about somebody else while getting it on with their current partner?

a)      50 percent

b)      75 percent

c)      90 percent

d)     97 percent

2. In which country did breast enlargement surgeries become popular in order to attract more men?

1. America
2. Japan
3. Spain
4. Norway

3. How does an American male stack up to the Chinese male as far as the number of sexual partners he will have throughout his bachelorhood?

a)      American male 23, Chinese male 17

b)      American male 4, Chinese male 7

c)      American male 13, Chinese male 4

d)     American male 4, Chinese male 13

4. Where do 40 percent of Malaysian men prefer to meet a date for some planned nooky?

a)      In a park

b)      In a rice field

c)      In a vehicle

d)     In a bathroom stall

5. What is considered to be one of the kinkiest countries in the world?

a)      Spain

b)      Greece

c)      Hong Kong

d)     Switzerland

6. In which country would you find the least expensive dating escort services?

a)      Bangladesh

b)      Taiwan

c)      Monaco

d)     Granada

7. Which country holds the title of discovering the worlds oldest phallic love toy?

a)      Egypt

b)      Jerusalem

c)      Pakistan

d)     Germany

8. In what country do most men prefer to have their conquests during working hours in the office?

a)      Canada

b)      America

c)      Sweden

d)     Germany

9. In which country can the most relationship cheaters be found?

a)      South Africa

b)      Spain

c)      France

d)     Italy

10. It is estimated the number of men in the world wielding 11-inch (or over) “private parts” is…

a)      6 percent

b)      3 percent

c)      5,000 total

d)     less than 500

Answers:

1. c- According to a Durex Global Sex Survey, 90 percent of all sexually active people fantasize about others while with their current partner. While most British and Americans think about friends and co-workers, a surprising number of Canadian men (approximately 25 percent) think about imaginary cartoon characters.
2. b- While many would say breast enlargement originated in Hollywood sometime in the late 50′s, in fact, it first came to fruition in Japan in the 1940′s during the World War II. The sole purpose of these liquid silicone injections was to aid escorts into luring more GI’s into being “loved a long time”.
3. c- The average American male will have 13 partners over his lifetime, while a Chinese male will only expect 4 different lovers. Both of them fail in comparison to the Canadian male who reportedly gets it on with an average of 23 different women.
4. d- Believe it or not, 40 percent of Malaysian men report their favorite place for nooky is a bathroom stall. Something tells me that this is more about not having many other options, as opposed to where they’d really like to be.
5. b- Greece is by far one of the kinkiest countries in the world, practically anything goes there. When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do, however, when in Greece, I guess you do whatever you want!
6. a- In Hollywood and New York, a high-class dating websites escort service could cost upwards of several thousand dollars. In Bangladesh, it will cost you no more than about 10 rupees. That is somewhere in the region of $0.28 American dollars. Just $0.03 more than a stale gum ball.
7. d- The worlds oldest phallic love toy was originally uncovered in Pakistan, dating back to 4000 BC. Since then, a much older make and model has been found in a cave in Germany, dating back 28,000 years. It is made of highly polished siltstone, includes a handle for easy maneuvering, and features some rather uncanny, life-sized detail and dimension.
8. a- While Americans enjoy their frolics in the office, according to surveys, 36 percent of all Canadian men actually prefer intimacy at their work place. Considering most men will end up spending a quarter of their lives here, this may very well be one of the best ways to make use of this time!
9. a- You may have thought it was the French, but over 35 percent of all couples in South Africa admit to infidelity. While most people think wealthier countries/couples take part in extramarital affairs, in truth, it is the poorer. Reason being, those in the wealthiest countries receive the harshest punishments (ex. Loss of assets, status, friends, self respect). Cheating is most popular with those who have less to lose and only more conquests to gain.

10.  c- Reports indicate there is somewhere around 5,000 men in the world with 11-inch privates. These are actual reports mind you. If you asked men individually, you would probably come up with something more like 98 percent. If you asked each woman individually, you would only receive a chuckle and a couple of snorts!

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